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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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(via illuminati-prophet)

 
 

spanish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: zojjaboy, via blackwavesj)

 
 
 
 
 
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